Monthly Archives: February 2011

More Bits…

A middle-aged bloke on the bus wearing a Hi-Vis yellow jacket and a woolly hat is reading a really, really, thick book. I am intrigued… The book seems to be two, may be, two-and-a-half inches thick. It’s not the Bible … Continue reading

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Moving House & Hoovering Mouse…

Dulltown, Europe. Today’s fruit is the King’s Peach. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This blog lark all started about seven or eight months ago when I joined Myspace to get my music tracks made available to a slightly wider audience. I used to ‘compose’ … Continue reading

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A rasp from the past…

‘Professor… Professor… are you there?… Hello?… Sir?…’ ‘What!…’ ‘Oh sorry sir, I didn’t know you were in the…’ ‘Good God Brownlow! Can’t a man have a bit of peace occasionally? Look, just a minute, let me wash my hands…’ ‘Sorry … Continue reading

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Three Short Items…

Dulltown, Europe. Today’s featured smell is the early morning odour emanating from the open back door of a burger restaurant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Has anyone noticed that very odd way of moving that actors employ when they are (supposedly) invisibly moving about … Continue reading

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Email from America…

Hey ho! Just had an email from Veronica Crush (World famous writer and poet, and former contributor to ‘Plop – The journal of the Hull Surrealist League’ during its brief and self-destructive flash of activity in the late 1980s – … Continue reading

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Some short items…

Dulltown, Europe. Today’s Heraldic term is ‘trippant’ – of deer, walking or trotting across a shield. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Excuses for being late No 9. ‘Sorry I’m late, but I had to wash all the light bulbs.’ BBC TV News: ‘The were … Continue reading

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Overheard and misheard snatches of street conversation…

‘charm Sunday’ ‘harmadaneous’ ‘mullets are coming back’ ‘I’ll be Karl Bee’ ‘got riddamai’ ‘harmony was it…’ ‘Monterey you might as…’ ‘car-board’ ‘widdlee did prah’ ‘pemmonate’ ‘a cap of chino’ ‘ah, fuck it…’ ‘dorphy mummy’ ‘Henry never-be’ ‘Punjabi job’ Please read … Continue reading

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