Yet more overheard and misheard snatches of conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s featured animal is the bare-tailed woolly opossum. We don’t get many of them round these parts.
ADW: Caluromys_philander.jpg

A muddy mind.
Has she been with you?
Jewish? no…
I can do that myself.
His brain size…
She’s looking inside his skin…
He ransacked the orange.
Husband with a sigh…
Got trapped in one earlier.
Stonehenge dandy fits a move.
Chord, think quick.
Out two weeks, don’t get me wrong.
Come on, you’ve got tangles.
Land gourd, picture a warren.
Nineteen erm… period drama.
People’s phone bag.
Gossamer, I got married.
To pop his pollo…
The colour of my life…
Die-grup suits you.
Sarr-think pogno…
You’ve been winking…
Lippy elbow…
Spy-bird a Saturday night.
What an amendment!
Not wearing any bloody lipstick.
Cow minutes…
The law of pet food.
It gets your dress.
Cheque-book crisp talk.

Please shout this out in a public place as soon and as loudly as you can.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
This entry was posted in conversation, information, poetry, surrealism, words and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s