Monthly Archives: March 2012

Doom’s battery of cells…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s dance is the ‘Texas Tommy’. Come on Veronica… a kick and a hop, three times on each foot, followed by a slide. Yes, that looks good, but do put a bit of life into it!¬† … Continue reading

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More titchy bits…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s sound is that of a short but very thick piece of bamboo, dropped from a great height, landing on the roof of a shiny new Nissan Armada. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Excuses for being late. No.111. I’m sorry … Continue reading

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Outrageousness in bronze…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s financial forecast is for droplets of dollars landing on supine fat crocodiles, their bellies glinting in the silver moonlight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, what a very nice and aesthetically stimulating day out it was! Oh, and no, … Continue reading

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Tony’s nose…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s dictionary word is ‘habergeon’ – a sleeveless mail-coat, which is apparently lighter than a hauberk… Me, I don’t even know what a ‘mail-coat’ is… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bumped into Tony Mayonnaise, writer and poet from the … Continue reading

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What have the TV ads been telling us today?

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s joke is the one about the drummer, the accountant, and the estate agent, all turning up to meet Her Majesty dressed as sheep. How we laughed uproariously! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A helping hand from Tesco. Spend forty … Continue reading

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Roses and canephora…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s architectural term is ‘canephora’ – A sculptured female figure carrying a basket on her head. I happen to have two or three of them in my atrium. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Good afternoon sir, how can I be … Continue reading

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Beaming through the wheat…

But first… Dultown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to loosen all the strings, pour a pint of hot milk into the sound hole, and embarrass it by ignoring it for an hour. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘David…’ ‘Yes Veronica?’ ‘I see that you have … Continue reading

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