More observations and fabrications…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s weather is composed of soft bumping roundels and meteorological innuendos.
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What’s going on?…
What’s that?…
A man’s abdomen is very close to my right ear…
I can hear his belly rumbling, he must be hungry…
Above my head, a brightly coloured Tom and Jerry are silently chasing each other around a big black grand piano.
Behind me a tinny radio is playing ‘Don’t cry for me Argentina’, and hey, what’s that other loud whining noise?
There seems to be some metal and, oh, someone’s fingers in my mouth, the fingers are moving about…
Ah, of course, I am having a root canal done at the dentist’s. I’m so calm and relaxed I must have nodded off for a moment.
‘Have a rinse and spit Mr Whatt…’

Excuses for being late. No.106.
I’m sorry I’m late, but I had to empty my dream catcher.

So, there I was, walking through town, when the image of a weird smile that I had seen somewhere recently, popped into my head. It was a scary and strange smile. A bit like that of perhaps an android, or even an alien…
It seemed to be associated with the sound of American women making loud whooping noises too…
Oh, I remember… it was on the TV the night before. It was Rick Santorum the well known Republican.
As I walked I shuddered at the thought of in the future possibly hearing the words ‘President Santorum said today that…’.
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‘What are you having for your evening meal today Dave?’
‘Oh just a couple of pangolin thighs and some curried wasps.’
‘Oh, you surrealists! You are so predictable sometimes…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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4 Responses to More observations and fabrications…

  1. And there was me thinking his name was Sanatorium

  2. Snoring Dog Studio says:

    It is frightening isn’t it? My dream catcher will be sucked dry if he wins the Presidency.

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