So what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s weather will be composed of atmospheric blue sibilants, framed by a backdrop of sprouting grey nouns, which are lording it over a scattering of warm earthy consonants below.

It sooths in three minutes – let’s make it happen! – full LED headlights! – a flavour sensation as you chew! – write their future – the advanced formula – unlock the world! – unmissable mortgage rates! – get more from less! – never been lower! – the most recommended insurer – it’s fun-food! – talk to our lovely people today – 100% protection! – yes, start today! – more and more people – I saved £5,000! – digital displays! – ultra long life! – we do things differently! – a family problem? – your favourite TV shows? – spectacular cool! – lost or stolen? – peach and passion smoothie – all the thrill of casino! – the simplest idea – two years free! – are you really ready for the challenge? – the quality is the important thing! – a surface cleanser – all the power you’d expect – quality taste or price? – we are really proud! – younger looking! – a great time to buy! – deep down relief! – the hair you were born with – expect perfect! – the world of granola – right to my door! – a healthy protein source – where ever you wipe! – soft world, you win! – no bleach, no odour! – an intense pain – new fragrance! – a knotting sensation? – perfume experts – active foam! – perfect against irritation.

Please print this out and read it to your hairdresser next time you go in for a trim.


About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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