Mail Art Postcard No. 4480…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: cursitor, curule, curtal, cushat, curettage, and bongrace.
Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should he turn up dressed as a character from Alice in Wonderland, you should not remark on it.
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WP F 4480 DSCN3568Yes, I’ve been busy snipping up old copies of the magazine Whats on TV  looking for suitable pairs of eyes that can be transplanted onto unsuspecting TV personalities. This is Mail Art postcard No. 4480.
I don’t know who these people are, but it looks to me like they are from one of those very popular mind-numbingly pointless cookery programmes. Just picture obese families all over Britain lolling back on their creaking sofas, goggling open-mouthed at tasty food being prepared and eaten, as entertainment….
‘Hey! This is making me a bit peckish, nip into the kitchen and do me a bacon buttie would you dear?’
‘Get it yourself you great fat oaf!… and do me one while you are there!…’ (bacon buttie)
How would you describe the look on the bloke’s face? Do you think he’s trying to look sexy or something; come on, undo another button on your shirt, let’s see some chest hair… I find him more disturbing that the lady with the weird eyes…
But hang on… actually those buns do look very nice… and gosh, you can almost smell that freshly baked bread… Excuse me a minute, I fancy a snack myself… back in a moment…

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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