So, what is it that are those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s frog is the one that prefers to stroll rather than jump.
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Visit us online! – the perfect hotel for us – are you with me? – two-for-one on lucky poo! – I like to live big! – for your chance to win! – be more dog! – free until Christmas! – are you vulnerable at home? – three for two! – convenient and unique! – would you like some champagne? – a seriously good time! – your hunger, our mission! – we make decisions quickly – people just like you! – perfect for us – we are proud to make a difference! – feel epic! – I’m going places! – an oven that can cater for everyone! – what’s right for you! – your credit record isn’t perfect – £49 a month! – to commemorate World War I – the fascinating details – special edition products – or your next meal free! – a bed that’s right for you! – free credit, offer ends Tuesday – powerful menthol vapour! – only £329 a month! – get more out of life! – take it home today! – one of many reasons – from Lloyds Bank! – a crunchy roasted hazelnut! – make your moments golden! – fall in love with your home! – uniquely delicious! – a new computer? – you love music! – we start with you! – buy six or more bottles! – your dream home – fewer calories! – I believe in you! – the most trusted financial brand! – you make me smile! – the fun’s much bigger than that! – guaranteed to be won every single day! – how much longer? – we have a winner!

Why not ring up Downing Street and scream this down the phone to the Prime Minister?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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