Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: pantoffle, pantophagy, papaprelatist, papaverous, pantopragmatic, and blaud.
Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. It the professor comes in walking on a pair of short stilts, you must not stare, or draw attention to this.

‘Is that two different woollies?’
‘Kenny rag up to…’
‘Melon Jim and my passwords?’
‘Pollution for Christmas.’
‘A picture of me driving on it…’
‘A slop-beauty?’
‘It’s a naked factual John!’
‘Chizzin boots?’
‘What? A wozbin small shoe?’
‘A pissing night again!’
‘Tear a chill off her strip.’
‘Costem in postage.’
‘Sheenose, what greasy girl…’
‘A dressing up dress.’
‘A non-messaging time?’
‘You are not my wife are you?’
‘Effing, what’s yours?’
‘Shaking forward pulled images.’
‘Bent over ladies doing it.’
I’ve known him since I was S.’
‘All he did was audit!…’
‘That was the spoony part of it.’
‘He went and wilked himself.’
‘Smoking hub-hub-hub pipes?’
‘The professor was oiled.’
‘Why I was having a number.’
‘A passing sadness…’
‘Transit gums?’
‘Cycling flashbacks.’

Go into town, find some Christmas shoppers and sing this out to them in a cheery voice.


About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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