Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: pantoffle, pantophagy, papaprelatist, papaverous, pantopragmatic, and blaud.
Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. It the professor comes in walking on a pair of short stilts, you must not stare, or draw attention to this.
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‘Is that two different woollies?’
‘Kenny rag up to…’
‘Melon Jim and my passwords?’
‘Pollution for Christmas.’
‘A picture of me driving on it…’
‘A slop-beauty?’
‘It’s a naked factual John!’
‘Chizzin boots?’
‘What? A wozbin small shoe?’
‘A pissing night again!’
‘Tear a chill off her strip.’
‘Costem in postage.’
‘Beppings?…’
‘Sheenose, what greasy girl…’
‘A dressing up dress.’
‘A non-messaging time?’
‘You are not my wife are you?’
‘Effing, what’s yours?’
‘Shaking forward pulled images.’
‘Bent over ladies doing it.’
I’ve known him since I was S.’
‘All he did was audit!…’
‘That was the spoony part of it.’
‘He went and wilked himself.’
‘Smoking hub-hub-hub pipes?’
‘The professor was oiled.’
‘Why I was having a number.’
‘A passing sadness…’
‘Transit gums?’
‘Cycling flashbacks.’

Go into town, find some Christmas shoppers and sing this out to them in a cheery voice.

 

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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