Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: subhastation, subitaneous, subfusk, subarrhation, subspinous, and wraxle.
Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning; if the professor should speak with a strong Russian accent you must not refer to it or attempt to join in.
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‘The fingers don’t make any difference.’
‘Even if you do! Even if you do!…’
‘A vamp, swimmingly…’
‘I did walk around barefoot you know!’
‘Gustav snaps…’
‘A metamon-plus?’
‘When Elvis was alive.’
‘So, in order to balloon…’
‘A thirty-five so you mean?’
‘I have accommodiss…’
‘A lectoo from above.’
‘Cheese with rancour, again.’
‘Walking down, pull out the rose?’
‘A parallel rate of change?’
‘Plantain, she she yeah yeah.’
‘I’ve been looped by the cat door.’
‘Like a… like a… quite good question.’
‘Go-dass and seedy body fat!…’
‘She’s not a deep end babe.’
‘This is brisket?…’
‘They got bags, they got pallies…’
‘A big grape centre, a Manchester watch?’
‘A multidisciplinary carnology approach…’
‘Optimise sitting… in other words…’
‘Mammoth on!…’
‘I am completely blonde!’
‘You say Stendhal?…’
‘Just anything about lacquer wire…’

Why not whisper this into the ear of your loved one in your bed tonight?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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