So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s nice adjectives are: livid, oundy, sesquipedality, galliambic, fruity, and temulent.

Keep it real! – all the laughter and tears – hit it! – plump sweet fruit! – all the things we dreamed of – crumbly butter pastry! – prepare to be blown away! – a chesty cough? – relive those precious moments! – deep soothing targeted relief! – interactive monster! – all year round enjoyment! – the world’s best musicals! – hello NatWest! – Italy’s favourite coffee – wrapped in a velvety filling – pieces of pure delight! – treat dry skin – stay in the know! – your cells are regenerating! – a full seven kilo load! – suffering from constipation? – don’t let your chance go by! – all for £9,999! – natural relief to get you moving again! – you care a little more – target the symptoms – it’s a great piece of meat! – made with real ingredients! – your carpet feels rough and dirty? – special conditioning ingredients! – how clean do you feel? – that’s probably a head cold – up and down for molars – it’s so captivating!

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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