Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s pencil is the yellow curved one.

‘Some places like a lime…’
‘What Paris did she have?’
‘No, she always turns left Bobby.’
‘Are you still in touch with Idge?’
‘What?… Like a double bum?’
‘Fix and flex, fix and flex.’
‘A short pen, big gap…’
‘Bob shoe my bap…’
‘More like a competent sister.’
‘A Tommy baby on Facebook?’
‘More like nurse bingo?’
‘A quick letter to Betty when that finally happens.’
‘Oh, merni-mini…’
‘Don’t you dare do that!…’
‘Ringing up on the seats, a wall-whipper.’
‘A baboccasion like a need?’
‘Thirteenth bugger – whaa!…’
‘Treated like a lesser one!…’
‘I ended up my hair short you see.’
‘On a mal-road on auto-concave Peter.’
‘He likes baking and staring.’
‘But I’ll bet he sing-slides later!’
‘My clothes are back in memory.’
‘I have a snare family.’
‘Rattling back to collagen…’
‘Passador and wasp seal?’
‘John, he’s Costa-phobic.’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

  1. claradoodles says:

    I mishear stuff all the time – mostly song lyrics. Nobody sings well these days anyway, so my versions are always better 😀 (And better than Peter Kayes too, I might add.) However, regarding your post….you live in an interesting place, haha!

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