So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s special guests are the Vladimir Putin lookalike twins, don’t expect much smiling.

A feeling of pressure and heaviness? – step into the adventure! – help those near – not actual game footage – fresh British veg! – we are here to help – award-winning customer support – get ten pounds free! – eligibility restrictions apply – the match-and-more card! – multi-action relief! – and at an unbelievable price! – Sky-Vegas million app – a hundred-percent pure action! – stay tuned for a chance to win – hey, you’ve got me dancin’! – deep fill plates! – easy clean! – better than half price – fight the infection! – triple action relief! – sucks up moisture – our dreams together – unforgettable moments! – much more sublime! – dry and irritated? – hello, to loyal customers! – spray it on! – the evil within! – four hours relief – health and well-being – the ultimate family day! – a wonderful selection – just text the word ‘movie’ – moments worth sharing! – Hydro 5 groomer from our hydro range – dissolves hair and soap – 1500 daily prizes – just three simple steps! – up and down for molars!

Why not phone up your Member of Parliament and whisper this down the phone to them?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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