So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to take the protruding lugs between finger and thumb and give each of them a good twist to the right; this should raise the domed studs at the end of the arm tube. Run an oily rag over all the metal parts and thoroughly clean the round inspection windows before standing it outdoors in a shady place in early March.

Plus an extra controller! – captivating fragrances! – indulge yourself – there’s nothing stronger and faster – keep your family healthy – sometimes it’s better the other way round – 99.9% of bacteria! – the electrical muscle stimulation – glistening gateau – search winter cash back! – an adorable chocolate bear! – what do you do? – a place you can go and escape – the weekend is here! – subject to availability – in-store clearance sofas! – the perfect gift! – it includes a free case – I’m on it! I’m on it! – our expert engineers – succulent steaks! – enjoy life to the full! – a hundred pounds now! – just as irresistible – a great football pull-out! – gentle softness – for really great coffee and drinks! – I make it special! – chutney range – all the best deals – soothes irritation – a really clean and fresh taste! – amazing broadband speed!

Why not get on a crowded bus and sing these words to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s old favourite ‘Fly Me to the Moon’?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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