Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s chimpanzee is the completely naked one.

‘Das ist wood?’
‘I nokey here, uneven.’
‘An agganorman?…’
‘Cafe coffee cups!…’
‘Oh, not make, bode…’
‘Just round mine off for me June.’
‘Waspy, they know where you are.’
‘Brain-head, hey, brown bread!’
‘Telly-seven, it was a fiscal tidy.’
‘You are no gentleman!’
‘An evasive move, a final ship…’
‘Sorry darling, nothing registers.’
‘Then you’ll be remembering a rell-dish Colin.’
‘Light flight adjustment?’
‘Nine sweetie nine!’
‘A tied up duff, I do adore it… Don’t, don’t!…’
‘Edwina, four Thames barges?’
‘Dangling file back of the cake again.’
‘What?… Sorry?… A core pit?…’
‘Oh, simpling…’
‘Downy muscle, just pay for the words.’
‘You’ll be seeing roofs and horse-wipe.’
‘It was semi-angular, right next to you.’
‘Oh, to fall from another one!…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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