Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s chimpanzee is the completely naked one.
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‘Das ist wood?’
‘I nokey here, uneven.’
‘An agganorman?…’
‘Cafe coffee cups!…’
‘Oh, not make, bode…’
‘Just round mine off for me June.’
‘Waspy, they know where you are.’
‘Brain-head, hey, brown bread!’
‘Telly-seven, it was a fiscal tidy.’
‘You are no gentleman!’
‘An evasive move, a final ship…’
‘Sorry darling, nothing registers.’
‘Then you’ll be remembering a rell-dish Colin.’
‘Light flight adjustment?’
‘Nine sweetie nine!’
‘A tied up duff, I do adore it… Don’t, don’t!…’
‘Edwina, four Thames barges?’
‘Dangling file back of the cake again.’
‘What?… Sorry?… A core pit?…’
‘Oh, simpling…’
‘Downy muscle, just pay for the words.’
‘You’ll be seeing roofs and horse-wipe.’
‘It was semi-angular, right next to you.’
‘Oh, to fall from another one!…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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