Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s heraldic term is ‘Pall’ – a Y-shaped band on a shield.
I used to have a pall on my shield, but I had it taken off when people started saying it looked like a pair of underpants. (Pall)

‘You come off Daisy Peak then.’
‘Completely oblivious!’
‘Knock knock, then towards the boat.’
‘For a van he was shit!’
‘You’d think that there would be tissue…’
‘I’ve sailed through the last two meals.’
‘Timmy dogs?’
‘I think I’ll just have a one…’
‘All the thrillings… Oh!…’
‘An easy find dancey.’
‘Well trout me!…’
‘At the very end, the breeze people…’
‘What? A dry bomb?’
‘And the other one’s a snake!’
‘Drat you Philip!’
‘A tempfer distance rabbit?’
‘Some automatic minor register…’
‘Omnisistic, a new chute?’
‘Arse went, and then did you walk?’
‘It was just a map’s fidget ball.’
‘Owls look at you.’
‘The minims pull together at last.’
‘It was a tolley bell, I thought so at the time.’
‘What? A why-finger?’
‘The webby heart.’
‘Weedgis absalom heezaguy.’
‘I like it that way, thep-beards.’
‘An eagle is really really gush!’
‘In the side of the box Barry.’
‘What’s her ex here?’
‘The king is cake…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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