Some overheard and misheard snatches of train conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: xebec, xenocryst, xema, xystus, xiphophyllus, and bobolink.
Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Do not upset the Professor by mentioning anything to do with telephones, income tax, cheese, or Mrs Mouldie.

‘Tumain bedley…’
‘She said, “Still the meat,”…’
‘Not everybody’s the same Sarah.’
‘It was “all-out Kevin”.’
‘Space-on activities?…’
‘Once or twice a slice…’
‘He was tushing away!…’
‘Like straddling sinks!’
‘No, never be a pig-bear.’
‘Cross-head bilge.’
‘What? A sideways hat?’
‘I really used to be in the wrong.’
‘Hutton Cranswick?…’
‘Always lovely, monty-jeep and germs.’
‘They were all shuttle-barb green.’
‘A chell-saltzer?’
‘A true lid down portrait.’
‘Her sister lives on gums you know.’
‘A nervous path!…’
‘Kelly-telly me again.’
‘An owl into the nord?’
‘Gimme a knife-howler.’
‘He was cold as paper.’
‘Time is forming Jayne.’
‘You be my pizza…’
‘I’m saturated John.’
‘Keppaps a’norm…’
‘I wait, then I trawl back…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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