Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s link is the one to my nice new musical composition, ‘Politix‘ on SoundCloud.

‘Shine a full light on it Barry.’
‘Not that! Not that!…’
‘Er… Cream on your face.’
‘I left my cone…’
‘All the nerve endings too.’
‘Hope never weffles…’
‘I’ll have six perks now!’
‘Was it heat fever?’
‘Smells like mython.’
‘I didn’t dee for a down.’
‘No, I’m not plain!’
‘It was me and a half!…’
‘Fizzy cock a’laughing.’
‘…and then I said, “Not in there!”…’
‘One, two, threeple…’
‘I can’t find my one Steve.’
‘Last year at tuth-air.’
‘It was wandering water.’
‘Alright Jemma, we need a reed chase.’
‘A chopping knee block?’
‘Midwife peek-a-boo alright?’
‘False vanilla?’
‘A big fat cat I like.’
‘She was a trunk-knot supervisor.’
‘Gossip snails not seen in any shop.’
‘Play it down and press the “buy” button.’
‘Yeah yeah, so far…’
‘A Herodotus net stand?’
‘A salad, but then happy.’
‘Just shoe shop shapes again.’
‘Just stop bobbing Tony!…’


About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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