So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s special sounds are: murmur, clank, rustle, yelp, sigh, and tinkle.

Cars that rock! – a dishwasher service engineer – a free Brian toy! – pretty much gone – people complain about smell – got the sniffles? – patronising language? – you and your skin – stop build-up in the vital parts! – six million pounds! – fatty deposits? – it’s no joke you know! – take a spin! – chocolate stains? – the unstoppable force! – women always know a perfect match! – smoothness on the go – whites can turn grey! – treble your odds! – let’s put it to the test! – the taste supreme! – save £218! – kills germs and freshens breath! – murder scenes reconstructed – make you feel homely – how clean your mouth feels! – the crucial moments – forty percent thinner! – sensitive bladder? – appearances can be deceptive – and a coupon for the difference! – something extraordinary! – try the refreshing taste! – two little minutes to enjoy! – rich and tasty! – a subtle and refined fragrance!…

Hey, why not try singing this to the tune of I Vow to Thee, My Country.


About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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