Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s newt is the jovial devil-may-care sort of one that can be seen in all the trendy bars.

‘A more fully curry.’
‘You! It’s like a gooseberry!’
‘Gollenrom day like…’
‘He’s right in Belgium now Bob…’
‘Snide on the wet floor?’
‘I’ll make a start on my paint.’
‘She’s trying to get out more right now!’
‘Apple ear it! Yeah, yeah!’
‘Column, ha ha ha! Column!’
‘A lamp on, then quieten…’
‘Dave Wire?’
‘Woo!… Muskrat!’
‘Tape worry, it pays for itself in the end.’
‘Give me the object Johnny!…’
‘I love you!
‘It’s still not glued!’
‘You, you… water-head!’
‘It was only a finger crash.’
‘It was like real goo-cringe…’
‘Delusional he?…’
‘Might knock knock, he was like some island.’
‘You get judged and everything.’
‘An arse Henri?’
‘A loudy blow, a loudy blow.’
‘Get that dopper drips!’
‘Uk-nose Tracy – your eyes!’
‘A meat afloat?…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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