So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s barracuda is the one sitting outside the Canary Wharf bistro with a latte grande reading a copy of the Financial Times.

Our colourists know – blend through lengths – visible depth and tones! – unforgettable crimes! – the odour in the bedroom – car or home insurance – breath happy! – Mother Nature! – comfort and protection! – the world’s number one! – your best beautiful! – infusing your whole wash – move on from split ends! – beefsteak mince! – crafted from metal and glass! – penetrates the nail surface! – economy and performance! – where the good stuff happens – our most reliable – full lash drama! – extra is always better! – glamour extensions – how exciting is that? – keep on pampering! – three-percent cash-back! – agile, innovative! – vorsprung durch technik – price is just the beginning! – the service we deserve – all things protein! – improve your credit score! – the loans you are best suited to – big entertainment!…

When you fill in your HMRC tax return this year, why not copy some of these items into the required boxes?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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