Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s featured letter of the alphabet is the capital ‘H’.
What a sturdy, four-square, reliable, and accommodating letter the capital ‘H’ is – it even sometimes allows lower-case letters to hop up onto its central shelf so that they can get a better view of the sentence they are in.
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’25 hour need Zoe…’
‘Differentiate a Natchez shoe?’
‘A trowel oncer?’
‘Gary was quite confident, piece in the paper…’
‘I dee-doo-ey mostly, but Colin doesn’t attend.’
‘It’s an edition where it’s really bad!’
‘The illness that I am.’
‘After this week it’s Andrew Marvell.’
‘What? A head that moved off?’
‘You could do with raisins a’comin’…’
‘Not even raving?’
‘The trompe spills off right? All the way around?’
‘Look at marriage, me?’
‘Tea-boos, benita-banner.’
‘Small roads always pull apart Sam…’
‘Wok omelette at an hour’s run.’
‘No, no, never did – ‘clean Andy”
‘Lauren Wheel, both traps!’
‘It’s awful and stopple.’
‘Just a beam-ack and this afternoon is level.’
‘Wooden woman and Schopenhauer rows?’
‘Yeah no, yeah no, yeah no…’
‘Stookle bacca Sunday?’
‘Boyfriend round, so trouble!…’
‘Not around – I’m not around!’
‘Cruel is in the air…’
‘A pair of sisters down in industry?’
‘Christine – your maple cousin!…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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