So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s featured letter of the alphabet is the capital ‘S’. The serpentine and elegant ‘S’ always maintains a perfect balance, poised like a ballerina on her pointed toe. One half expects him to suddenly roll forward, turn into a wriggling worm, and head off towards the edge of the page.
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Simply clever! – your perfect property – you seem to fallen through time – download the app – a scorching £94! – in three simple steps! – even on weekends – it’s an easy way to fight bad skin – pick your favourite scent – powerful cleansing action! – get £60 to play with! – our simple serving sachet – get set for a summer spectacular! – creamy-tasting! – much easier to swallow – flame-grilled fries and drink – it’s so much a part of who we are! – just move on from split ends! – choco-roulette – objects that dissolve in the air – yummy hunter’s chicken! – now you can go where you want – buy two cans and get a mini football! – nutritionally tailored – slots and table games – melts in the mouth! – thrills to be had – the most despicable crimes – a better way for lots of reasons! – it’s fat-free! – try it right now! – have money problems? – get a new you!

 

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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