Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to go down to your local supermarket and practise your juggling skills using cartons of milk, vegetables, and tinned goods from the shelves.

‘A misrepresentation to the punters.’
‘A smart button to check that out?’
‘Quite the opposite of sane…’
‘A bitter noid… a bit annoyed…’
‘You need to have a terrible.’
‘Op-me, pithy and dewy!’
‘To threaten a rhythm with violence?’
‘It was the maximum cissy web.’
‘Hair-dun friend-wear?’
‘Oh, wash trunks!…’
‘He was suspected of north?’
‘Nought-point-one, a thuthie saving.’
‘Oh, stop it pencilling Joan!’
‘Kimberly slight-curves?’
‘Danielle is getting grandiose…’
‘Two just boister you know.’
‘Oh, nosey was a ticket and just sat there.’
More industrial paperwork!’
‘But I like to frown!’
‘Thank you Z-X!…’
‘Using these wee caps…’
‘Fairly drop it in the slot.’
‘Do you tanga?’
‘No to you – you wool thing!’
‘Dinkum trat automatic!’
‘Just one lie Ashley!’
‘Defferation and the awful back-bell.’
‘Electro-maybes are so useful.’
‘A parallel wipe it?’
‘It seeped chimes…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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