Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to go down to your local supermarket and practise your juggling skills using cartons of milk, vegetables, and tinned goods from the shelves.
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‘A misrepresentation to the punters.’
‘A smart button to check that out?’
‘Quite the opposite of sane…’
‘A bitter noid… a bit annoyed…’
‘You need to have a terrible.’
‘Blain-oms?…’
‘Op-me, pithy and dewy!’
‘To threaten a rhythm with violence?’
‘It was the maximum cissy web.’
‘Hair-dun friend-wear?’
‘Oh, wash trunks!…’
‘He was suspected of north?’
‘Nought-point-one, a thuthie saving.’
‘Oh, stop it pencilling Joan!’
‘Kimberly slight-curves?’
‘Danielle is getting grandiose…’
‘Two just boister you know.’
‘Oh, nosey was a ticket and just sat there.’
More industrial paperwork!’
‘But I like to frown!’
‘Thank you Z-X!…’
‘Using these wee caps…’
‘Fairly drop it in the slot.’
‘Do you tanga?’
‘No to you – you wool thing!’
‘Dinkum trat automatic!’
‘Just one lie Ashley!’
‘Defferation and the awful back-bell.’
‘Electro-maybes are so useful.’
‘A parallel wipe it?’
‘It seeped chimes…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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