Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: weasand, weamb, wayment, webster, welladay, and curmurring.
Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up dressed as a ballerina you must carry on with your work and not remark on or draw attention to this.

‘Heave on your head, oh, oh…’
‘Babe, you hold back my brain.’
‘Ah, ah, ah…’
‘I ruck you so-so…’
‘The whale is shouting, oh oh…’
‘Swat you Baby! Swat you Baby!’
‘Rolling balls, and all that’s sturdy.’
‘Toothing out a question now for me girl…’
‘Cop soon ah-ah. Cop soon ah-ah…’
‘I am the wind melody.’
‘Longtime ooh, ooh, ooh…’
‘Crunch you, deserve to.’
‘Now I’m turning holsters…’
‘You wordy dog, my my!’
‘Waiting in the heart is hard Babe.’
‘In my arms, share a cold coal.’
‘Far away, fry me Pingu!…’
‘Dive to… dive to Tracy…’
‘No gorse, so going calling, oh oh…’
‘Let it shine my hat… Mm, mm, my hat.’
‘Now how, now how, weep weep!’
‘Please don’t feel my people face.’
‘Stay with me, we all will be…’
“Couch emotion” shouts the skirt!’
‘We have no valves, we are just one swooping.’
‘These gardens where I wee.’
‘Chew chew me when you want…’
‘Na, na-na, nobody knows… Na-na…’

Try singing these words to the tune of Nikita by Sir Elton John.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. memadtwo says:

    ‘I am the wind melody.’…I think you’ve got something there.

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