Overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation… (Office style)

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Toady’s carefully selected adjectives are: crunchy, hortative, stupendous, wappend, chirpy, flagitious, and icy. I think hortative is my favourite.

‘Derfergee for gnats?’
‘She’s very good at asking Joe.’
‘Just say that you know of that fault. Ha ha ha!…’
‘Operational manager will take ownership.’
‘That’s all happening at occasional pulse.’
‘Responsibility, but a peach!…’
‘So, what you do?… No no!…’
‘Not a thimble bus, I mean not!’
‘What?… A tum-stone?’
‘Venom Rob?…’
‘An illegal evening operation Joan?’
‘Languages just don’t do that!…’
‘Just manage their deadline Peter.’
‘Never carrether?…’
‘Without a petrol leg?…’
‘A geneeringham bishop.’
‘We’ll cash in, at very high pressure!’
‘Burn the thing, and awesome knees.’
‘Phew! Carol with a funnel!…’
‘It was on Brian’s silly day.’
‘It’s pot-meat that shows.’
‘An elongated facial?’
‘I put it all down to Despie.’
‘I want two columns of colours now!’
‘It’s Dowel’s history with more personal language.’
‘The bulk of our investment saves our hours Steve.’
‘Under your knee, I get the history out.’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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