So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: cotillion, coseismal, costean, cote-hardie, corybant, and frankalmoign.
Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up wearing eye makeup and lipstick you should not remark on or draw attention to this.

A mountain of money being set aside – broadband unlimited! – nervous? unsure? – can you afford not to? – cheaper car insurance! – open your eyes! – all the best deals! – an award-winning river cruise – the cash you need now – a whopping 75% off! – most accidents are relatively minor – it worked out a treat! – authentic smooth gelato! – life insurance reborn! – changing your windows? – until they go wrong! – fragrances inspired by nature! – you can feel uplifted! – 4G at no extra cost! – an accident that wasn’t your fault? – you get a free pen just for enquiring! – all the best ingredients – great locations! – 49.5% APR – most popular life cover! – they have catch-up services! – curved Samsungs! – we start with you! – it’s creamy rice and cinnamon! – vorsprung durch technik – that’s yummy! – fresh-baked pizza! – you can surprise yourself – feels pretty good! – the power of dreams – unique 3D action! – I just love it! – move on from split ends!

Why not pop into your local place of worship and sing this to the tune of your favourite hymn?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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