Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s unusual pencil sharpener is the one shaped like a gloomy afternoon in September.
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‘It’s a fallow affair, shadow yes…’
‘Water men, nobody loves…’
‘You-oo, just you-oo!’
‘Rock my picnic baby…’
‘Fine, fine, mucky time!’
‘Oh no, oh no, you don’t know-oh…’
‘Night time ump ump…’
‘You farm… You farm me baby!’
‘Messy day, messy day…’
‘Glue me, glue me, glue me girl.’
‘Tammy movement whoa!…’
‘A seeming fuse… toast!’
‘Want you so – oh, tube tube.’
‘You smeed me really now…’
‘A wandering fairy, oh, oh, oh…’
‘I marmalade get cheese girl.’
‘Way hey, I crave you… crave you…’
‘Stodgy day and cream walls more.’
‘Cap you well-well, lurve, lurve…’
‘A grease bass, oh Nobby!’
‘A root right over our heads.’
‘Love diddly-dee, mauve tan…’
‘Newts wha! Your doorstep so.’
‘Come and go, and a nippy chord.’
‘Pippo tip – No, no, no…’

When you are next singing in church, why not replace the words of the hymn with these?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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