Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s smell is that of people vaping at bus stops.

‘Heterosexual ramblings?’
‘Wickly fine fits her quite well.’
‘You could cod about that other husband Bob.’
‘I, she okay… Get carving Sarah!’
‘Thoughty means vacuum…’
‘Ah, that shiny book!’
‘Just chewing it on the floor then?’
‘Thanny-gal and keep watering.’
‘She had long peely?’
‘Harpist tiles?’
‘I like shoes to be richer…’
‘That’s nothing to what I do!…’
‘Rictus and Nile?’
‘Get that money from Chibber!…’
‘There are several metals I have looked at.’
‘It was a good attribute in that direction Terry.’
‘If we fall there at 2o for the price.’
‘Twenty pow-neach?’
‘Gunna appen…’
‘Praips are once in the curry!…’
‘A change of blistering.’
‘There’s a Lesley colour teapot in the pipeline.’
‘A strange age, one of 50 sports.’
‘Yes, breakman looks like make eggs.’
‘Caffeine rapture, you have to look for it though.’
‘A Cyril sort of face?…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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