What is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s old wrinkled black and white snapshot is the one of me punching Frank Sinatra on the nose in a Los Angeles bar in 1961, ah happy days…

A highly relaxing thought – I’m all about ingredients – I want to break free – exclusive to Tesco! – love the performance! – a tastier price! – it has to be really comfortable – ladies who like to have fun! – always on the move – you really can’t resist! – hey, hey, hey, £10,000! – chocolate, yummy! – all around the house – unlimited mobile data! – powerful liquid capsules! – the next best-selling brand – succulent scallops! – a light and fluffy texture – in three tempting flavours! – protect yourself from heartburn – play top slot games! – Tunisia here I come! – a blind taste test – sugar acid protection! – tickets to be won! – targets and destroys odour – your different vitamin needs – it’s what they do! – live vividly all day long! – hold on tight! – the cream of the crop – I like to treat myself – the five signs of fatigue – you need to get a move on.

Why not print this out and staple it to a page in your next year’s tax return?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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