Some snatches of song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: isobare, pluff, suaveolent, fiacre, babiroussa, and tumphy. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up wearing a Darth Vader helmet you should not remark on or draw attention to this.

‘Dagger suit juice, oh oh…’
‘The man for you-oo.’
‘Oh, bored of the sound…’
‘Longa sigh Babe, longa sigh.’
‘All the thuther time girl.’
‘Pouring down with seals.’
‘She boo me, Julie, oh, oh…’
‘Sometime summertime, dripping and poor.’
‘I show my wrist, suddenly moving…’
‘Want you, but maybe I scumble.’
‘Oh, meat again, stealin’ away-ay…’
‘Some bubble dreams in my hat!’
‘There’s a way-e-ay, words of peat.’
‘Crawlin’ up one salty moon.’
‘Couple things I summer sun.’
‘Oh, my heart, and whiskey flew away.’
‘I wish girl, I wish girl…’
‘All the time I’m never go.’
‘Your dumpy words… Ah-ha…’
‘This smelly morning, I…’
‘Wash, splosh, you wave me over.’
‘Humpty-tee, humpty-tee…’
‘Modern boots, you far away now.’
‘Didden no, didden no. Ah didden no…’
‘Dig me a hole oh Mo!…’
‘Will you take the zero down in the darkness?’
‘The dew is waiting now…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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