Mail Art Postcard No. 4521…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: dodecastyle, pintado, roop, spalpeen, fascine, and boustrophedon. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should Mrs Mouldie be present, you should address any remarks or questions to her, and she will then whisper them in the professor’s ear.
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‘Pampered pet’ indeed, but little does Leanne know that her cute little furry pal Lucy is really a tiny middle-aged man who has cleverly…
No, no, dear reader, it’s just another of my quick Mail Art collage postcards using bits snipped from that awful British TV listings magazine What’s On TV.
Our Leanne has a very odd look on her face, don’t you think? This picture of her has the look of a photo that is just one of many, with the photographer repeatedly shouting, ‘No no!… Come on Leanne – try to look ‘natural’, we’ve been at this twenty minutes already. Eyes wide!… Smile!… Let’s see a bit of warmth…’ and Leanne is thinking, I’m going to punch this twerp in a minute… why can’t I just sit and brush Lucy as I normally do without all this nonsense?… I don’t know why we agreed to do this bloody TV thing anyway…

 

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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One Response to Mail Art Postcard No. 4521…

  1. memadtwo says:

    Looks like Santa Dog.

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