Some shortish items…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s heraldic term is Pellet: a black roundel.
You might need to know what a roundel is. Roundel: a circular charge.
But you might also be curious as to what a charge is. Charge: a device on a shield or other item.
Good, I’m glad we’ve got that all sorted out – isn’t the language of heraldry marvellous?…
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Excuses for being late. No. 278.
I’m sorry I’m late, but I had to grease my universal joint.

Words:
Have you noticed that journalists seem to be very scared of the past tense?
They are all so desperately competitive; they always want to appear as being ‘up to the minute’ with ‘breaking news’.
Sadly David Bowie died on Sunday 10th of January, but all the next day, the Monday, the TV news channels had ‘David Bowie dies’ flitting across their screens, as if he was still dying, as if he was dragging it out all day for the benefit of the media; only after midnight, early on Tuesday morning, did they change it to ‘David Bowie has died’. Why should journalists have their own special form of English?… It is a bit odd… isn’t it?

A single overheard remark:
‘I don’t know where the ‘ell I am with all these bloody bags…’

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‘And what does your dad do?’
‘He shovels stuff around.’
‘Oh?… What sort of stuff?’
‘Money, he shovels money around.’
‘Money?’
‘Yes, other people’s money.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes, and as part of the job he gets to take plenty of it home with him.’
‘Ah, he’s a banker?’
‘Yes…’
‘How lovely for you…’

Today’s silly chat-up line:
‘You look nice – I could eat you with a spoon…’

I really hate good tunes, the doctor says I have a melody malady…

A single overheard remark:
‘There’s only one thing that I won’t eat, and that’s…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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