Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s confusing verbs are founder and flounder.
Founder flounder founder flounder founder flounder founder flounder.

‘Just take me Jack-a-do!’
‘Somebody heavy?…’
‘You just had to keep wafting it, didn’t you?’
‘I folded them all up – ha ha!’
‘A little bit more must teeter Barry.’
‘Me, I just suck cold air in…’
‘Dylan! Dylan!… Bill?…’
‘It’s supposed to be a panel fold-over.’
‘A tiddle-dit, a tiddle-dit…’
‘Salvation cooking?…’
‘A knee carrier day job?’
‘Where do you get a smeal in a dark room?’
‘He marriage was inside interesting Tom.’
‘Lights went out – wool happened.’
‘So anyway, we backed out.’
‘Switch, normal, around the photograph.’
‘A lamb going off?…’
‘A fortunate tap dearth.’
‘A beer bomb?’
‘Wipe it down for me then Morris.’
‘A dewy send-off for Paul.’
‘Typical oody-ammy shabby twos!…’
‘A flash meet and skoo lollidees.’
‘What’s a fall padlock?’

Why not try singing these lines to the tune of Fly Me to the Moon?


About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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