Avenger Trek is on the TV…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s wasp is the pleasant easy-going one who eschews stinging.

Mm… so what’s on television this evening? Ah, there an episode of the original 1960s Star Trek on one channel, and an episode of the original 1960s The Avengers on another. Perhaps I’ll just flick between the two and watch both at once?

‘Come on Spock, let’s go to sick bay.’
‘How very extraordinary!’
‘Order acknowledged, Kirk out…’
‘No sign of the Roll’s tire marks then.’
‘Billions of inhabitants there sir!’
‘It can’t just vanish into thin air Mr Steed.’
‘Vulcan minds… Crying out!’
‘It’s the Metal Fatigue Division sir.’
‘The deflector shields just snapped on!’
‘Steed… Steed… Steed!…’
‘Energy turbulence ahead Captain.’
‘Lucky fellow!…’
‘Looks like a hole in space!’
‘I don’t want to get off on the wrong foot Mrs Peel.’
‘Launch probe…’
‘Susan hasn’t the faintest idea.’
‘Uhura say’s she’s okay.’
‘You were chasing butterflies?’
‘Not liquid, gaseous, or solid!’
‘But a trifle eccentric?…’
‘Notify Starfleet!’
‘Ha! and no sneaky moves!…’
‘Time Mr Chekov?’
‘I’m a general, not an admiral!’
‘Phaser banks ready Captain!’
‘Good morning Darling.’
‘Are you trying to be funny Mr Spock?’
‘You haven’t shown me your ikons Mr Steed.’
‘We have entered the zone of darkness.’
‘You are totally corruptible!’
‘I was just trying to calibrate Captain.’
‘Drinks are being served Mr Steed…’
‘Apply forward thrust Scotty.’
‘In your raincoat pocket?’
‘Everything is acting backwards sir.’
‘Mrs Peel is working for the treasury?’
‘Yank us out of the zone Mr…

Damn! Who’s that ringing my doorbell? I’d better continue this another time…

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Avenger Trek is on the TV…

  1. memadtwo says:

    We have all entered the zone of darkness…

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