Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s arthropod is the surprisingly cute jumping spider. (JS)

‘Wum wum, tidder-lady…’
‘A beard inside?…’
‘That peanut hassle.’
‘An upstuff pick-you-up?’
‘It has an atmospheric ear.’
‘Padda, you chee?…’
‘Tony, just a foe number?’
‘It was on a bee stand as well.’
‘Perhaps sepsis will follow?’
‘Swim seats Holly – doo-pee-doo.’
‘Oh wush, and sidey-see!’
‘And your leg freely at times Tom?’
‘A wooden hymn?’
‘Wu wah wussi way-ah!…’
‘Ban yan wah!’
‘It was either Birmingham or Spider-man.’
‘This whupping is done.’
‘Is it the light poker you are worried about?’
‘A minute two and then minty grass.’
‘Peddy adda gadda yay-ee!’
‘Skate back Boris! Up! Up!’
‘I’ve half a mind to… Ann, it’s spotless!’
‘Yes, for you – for me, two hour.’
‘Alex, I like the spunk wag.’
“Sright, he had a metronome.’
‘A very good friend, brightening and frightening.’
‘Weave-ho, a nicely gusset!’
‘What? A gross potato?’

(Note: There were one or two Chinese people in the cafe that day.)


About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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