Messing with letters… Zomniscience…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s expletive is…
Oh, by the way, in 1623 an Act of Parliament was passed in England which made it a legal offence to swear. A fine of one shilling was imposed for every oath or curse; if the offender couldn’t afford to pay he/she would be put in the stocks. (S)
Anyway, from back then, today’s fine expletive is ‘Stap me vitals!…’
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Here is a simple, but annoying puzzle involving the letter ‘Z’.
Yes, it does look like a poem doesn’t it? But no, it isn’t one.
I call this the ‘Blocksmith Puzzle’ because its origin is in a keyboard error I once made typing the word ‘locksmith’.
It’s a nice word, blocksmith…

Some of the letter ‘Z’s have been deliberately loosened from this page; please tip all these words into a small bag, give it a good shake, and then tip them out to see if order can spontaneously arise from chaos.

one zinch oology zukulele

oom zyam inc zasp

igzag zhoop ephyr Zomniscience

ither zoptical ulu zebony

en zeddy any zantlers

enith zeye odiac zhoarse

ipper zaisle ambian zup

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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