Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to pop into your local public art gallery and see how many cartwheels you can manage to do before you get thrown out. (CW)

‘Oh oh oh – ah ah ah…’
‘Can’t get way me now.’
‘Cammy-way mistress hip town.’
‘I wanna nub ya! Yeah!…’
‘Girl, we carry a tractor.’
‘Got-ta-noo, eye got-ta-noo…’
‘Constipation that I’m feelin’…’
‘Take my green thing away babe…’
‘Oh, whoosh you too-oo.’
‘Blat cope sully sad days, no…’
‘Wom wom wom, and I’ve changed.’
‘Ah-oh, ah-oh, ah-oh, wanna die-ee-eye…’
‘Ee, ee, ee, ee, ee – me, me, me, me, me…’
‘I am brine, bring talk to me.’
‘I’m tall – if I think – I cry-e-eye…’
‘Yay yay, I wanna buy a pup.’
‘I was a coal bird, yeah yeah.’
‘Never never, Nebuchadnezzar!’
‘Ain’t no body to the riff girl!’
‘Near do-dee, and never one thing!’
‘A poppa pole, a poppa pole.’
‘I thought you’d never leave.’
‘Chippy goal girl – oh oh!’
‘Bam bam bam bah! But no…’
‘I got your gums on rulers.’
‘Lap lick tum, hold me, I bake a cow-oh…’
‘Need your wookin’ now girl.’
‘Fruit bats can’t be true.’
‘I smacker see, I smacker see..’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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One Response to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. Song lyrics says:

    Good lyrics šŸ™‚

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