Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s colours are: pillar box red, pillar box red, mauve, vermillion, mauve, pillar box red, and pillar box red. (PBR)
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‘Too wadults, pardon?’
‘Must be a French word Karl.’
‘Ye uppy two in grapes.’
‘It was yet another wrap-around robin.’
‘Magnus was swollen too that day…’
‘A greenhouse stomach?’
‘Weight on the labberine?’
‘Yes… from my inside toilet, yes!’
‘It reminds me of some life Jerry.’
‘A sleeping epidemic, no…’
‘People, people, upstairs, upstairs!’
‘It tastes of nothing, but ever so nice.’
‘He was the onus father?’
‘A fruiterer’s novelty scrambled egg.’
‘A rabbit hat, a natural wood stool?’
‘It was very steady to give a mystery.’
‘Sandy, ever take out a long pass?’
‘An ice little man and some other people.’
‘Belty Robert is a half illusion.’
‘I lost him in the lapel.’
‘I was seven years old doing that!…’
‘He was frightened of his own age group you know.’
‘Bob Robert was quite pleased.’
‘Wooden byum, suss suss wall walk.’
‘A poor boy kayak?’
‘Another wreath of wet dreams!…’

 

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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One Response to Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. “It tastes of nothing, but ever so nice” = my coffee this morning 😀

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