Some snatches of song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s existential angst is centred around the spelling of the word yacht.
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‘Maybe I’m the one slayed?’
‘It’s tweezer time, whoa whoa…’
‘Oh, oh, oh… oh, oh, no…’
‘Why I, why I… I mean little ways.’
‘I’m thinking about the daze.’
‘Oh, I kept you inside my pride girl!’
‘Come on, wipe it away, oh oh.’
‘I need lurve, pick it up baybee.’
‘Your timely curls.’
‘Long time, long time, love’s to you, believe!’
‘My keys came to life.’
‘The pop is so deep, the tea in my tum.’
‘Hear me – the sound is like a rug.’
‘Yeah yeah, pimple trouser.’
‘Oh, deep tanker me!’
‘Weeble wee me…’
‘Baby, baby, thought I’d feel this way-e-ay.’
‘Butter feedback, butter feedback.’
‘Diamond day, the lallo fours!’
‘Ah ah ah, a sack of balls.’
‘Keep my head alive, oh, oh, oh.’
‘What’s wrong now? Me eye-e-eye.’
‘Who is lemon closer now girl?’
‘Tall as a ball.’
‘Tie me in your eye pie.’
‘Wake on Friday, feel like why…’
‘See my word-blanket.’
‘Strongly with toes, a brand new day.’

As these lyrics are misheard approximations there can be no copyright infringement, feel free to add your own melody and chords and use them for your own song.

 

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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One Response to Some snatches of song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. “Yeah Yeah, Pimple Trouser” had me chuckling away! 😀

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