Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s colours are: red white and blue, brown, brown, brown, brown, and brown.

‘Wah, wu, wha!… Is it?…’
‘A blebby abbot and me…’
‘But I enjoyed kicking it Joe!’
‘I’d give tommering a go.’
‘Panny king and a small place?’
‘I was absolutely cake sure of it Tom!’
‘It was individual hitters and body booking.’
‘Just a small kiss on Friday.’
‘She seems to fight them off alright.’
‘Peter, a tale of the interview then?’
‘Wabdy plessit and a pen pouch.’
‘Personal tardy to ash make?’
‘Umma umma Terry, two files, even now.’
‘Ya-wool weenie badass you!’
‘Towel packing bub-bubs even.’
‘At least he, what’s he say then?’
‘Nerr nerr, never yah!’
‘He must have stellar-self both Fridays.’
‘Dingy-dong, a squeeze no?’
‘A near Sopwith chippy bugger?’
‘”Donny wi-wha,” Missy said.
‘The house cow dice is fragile…’
‘Hey! A wuff-pull hang on!’
‘We’ve lost your birthday Franco…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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One Response to Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

  1. Aww poor Franco. least he will never get old now :p

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