Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word ‘snide’.
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‘Laura may be steel-perch, again.’
‘Look, she’s away with the gold any time…’
‘Nerr-her-her, nerr-her-her!…’
‘That money is a tad half Barry.’
‘Specifical she want to.’
‘What? A glum toy?’
‘The seppy wallets banged ahead.’
‘There were four high places?’
‘It was fake vinegar and no one said “yeah”.’
‘My dad, your dad, coopy doxter actually!’
‘Quipe diffident…’
‘No, I meant a cup-back lang-line.’
‘Wedger-cap fresh never rang me in the end.’
‘There is a pullinker!’
‘Yeah yeah yeah! Bogus coins arrive.’
‘Only if you are watching a minor panic Tim.’
‘A big one Mickey Mouth!’
‘French English and a left clap happened.’
‘Gommy together beautiful.’
‘It was hammer-inch sweating again…’
‘Japa-nakes?…’
‘Steve, all possible meaning.’
‘You, and a lobby thing?’
‘No, I said all three in a van, in a van Patricia!’
‘Wendesdow meetho and longish hair.’
‘Dad-an-dee, dad-an-dee, chem-aim!…’

It is again time to fill in your annual HMRC tax return.
In the section marked ‘Out goings’ why not copy and paste the above in the space provided?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. I do enjoy your overheard conversation posts…..its making me pay attention to the people around me now – although I have to say nobody would understand a word of some folk around here, haha! I’d need to translate 😀

  2. shammy says:

    Unbelieveable….

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