Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s choice adjectives are: beamish, beblubbered, beesome, begored, benefic, and triptote.

‘What? A fighting mo-mo?’
‘So, winding Stephan?…’
‘A hue that way goes.’
‘Oh yeah, the uffer is there alright.’
‘It was a destiny driver chucking it out.’
‘That white bit, out of the shell?’
‘Longingly six times, a wider blobbing 88.’
‘I wrote a no-no to Colin.’
‘It was a gorilla-copter browser.’
‘A shittle down for £13? Absolutely!’
‘Wa-wa-one poose – dirty nature…’
‘See my left thigh sweep?’
‘Phyllis pellets a boom-boom.’
‘Ah, they live with kennels you know.’
‘Tony was going to do the toe.’
‘Strut then! In a box peep hole.’
‘Time I test any baker!’
‘So Jimmy got a memory then?’
‘You swear it was more type Messier?’
‘I have eight in a row ready for Christmas.’
‘The bloody heel was that big!’
‘An enormous Melanie shape.’
‘A surrounding watch – no! no!…’
‘Dowland, fortunately was a knight of the grand…’
‘Just life, wow, historical…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

  1. ‘Wa-wa-one poose – dirty nature…’ reminded me, bizarrely of the Don Henley song “Dirty Laundry”, ha! Now I think about it, its quite fitting with your overheard conversation pieces! 😀

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