Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s barracuda is the cute likable one. (B)

‘Nerr, ner, nerr, dicky dance…’
‘What, a whole Dietrich?’
‘Everybody nay – lucky inny?’
‘Ben chow okay, a full day yossy.’
‘Ah, puggy love, la-la-la.’
‘Alushia shebnah!…’
‘Dew remember – like hot pans?’
‘Poppy daff – no, I mean your jelly.’
‘Tony, ha ha ha ha, every time pale goodness.’
‘Lowm lowm, a sugar nest?’
‘Challenger sap sheets – no, strike that!.’
‘Into the meeting, ya ya, and a fat nerve…’
‘No, wisdom is counterproductive.’
‘Cannapo and a two-support is all.’
‘A dhama uzzie for 7 or 8 years.’
‘Alice!… Depth three!…’
‘Chasing me? Oh, cholloping races and bapple…’
‘It was just a wet end row.’
‘Yes, I felt it like a green tide.’
‘Is it always palpy?’
‘Yeah, just hose away with it.’
‘Then I feel like I was never wasn’t.’
‘A good whopping scheme Jerry.’
‘Cat might…’
‘By not crossing your mother Simon.’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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6 Responses to Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

  1. Haha! The last one there “By not crossing your mother Simon” sounds like a father/son conversation about how to live a quiet life 😀

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