Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: couthie, couvade, covin, coutil, couter, covellite, and urial. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the Professor turn up wearing a red silk evening gown, high heels, and a diamond tiara you should not remark on nor draw attention to this.

‘Hellamo, it’s just a boil-over.’
‘Dark me and burning corn-bake now!’
‘Cold cold debt be new chains…’
‘This pain, in my bed…’
‘Yee yee, good timing chum some day.’
‘Poiny poiny Albrecht, nardy gone too.’
‘Feelin’ bow feelin’ bow, feelin’ niches.’
‘Tilly whoa, Tilly whoa, wherever go.’
‘I really see modes, modes, oh oh…’
‘Do you doodle you? Do you doodle you girl?’
‘Wadda you got Toulouse?’
‘It’s just a bubble you can’t fool.’
‘Couldn’t be without chew.’
‘Cozme pity run away, na-na-na…’
‘The neon plebeian, oh yes!’
‘Two – and a furry four!’
‘You big sting girl, oh trouble!’
‘You are a chump for me just before daylight no?’
‘A fool would say, coffee cup day…’
‘Don’t you dip your toe?’
‘None of this could be you babe’
‘See the crusted feet in his eyes.’
‘Where does your head come from?’
‘A dozen few, I believe in your shoe.’
‘We never had an attic, hold on, hold those eyes.’
‘Freedom from lightning…’

Why not try singing this to the tune of Anarchy in the UK?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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