Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s pencil sharpener is the one shaped like the distinctive smell of damp wallpaper.

‘Molly meading and brass roots?’
‘No, a cup of cheese.’
‘Look! See, it’s still in my ear!’
‘Ringer mum-then, on her phone.’
‘B. U. B. and she’s completely lang.’
‘A darkness tremolo?’
‘I would honour that one Phil!’
‘Perpetual and 8 days to go!’
‘Hannah, the age-stream, but half pink.’
‘…and if I ever say my house awful – whoo!’
‘I deleted one and she got ham!…’
‘Stacy One – in Caffe Nero…’
‘She’s a salpy babe now, and you wonder why…’
‘Look, there’s still a bit sticking up!’
‘It was on thingy though – I know…’
‘Those look quite healthy shorts Jessica…’
‘Geo-flap at twenty-minute intervals.’
‘It’s the one that seals all temptation.’
‘Campeel followpa gip-po?’
‘It was a golf tulip Joanne.’
‘Whoo! He’s one that wipes it!…’
‘Whup yeah, ineara…’
‘No, alright, the grapes are closing.’
‘Was it a question-tile?’
‘A do-wop pipe at any moment.’
‘Shave! A don’t-care lepton?’
‘Bigla-mick, he he he… Popple on!…’

Why not phone up your local newspaper, read this out to them, and see if they’d like to include it in their next issue?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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4 Responses to Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

  1. A do-wop pipe? Wonder what that looks like… its one of those things that Witch doctors smoke when they have visions…..

  2. Claudia says:

    Well, Im totally lost…

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