Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s Victorian Cockney expletive is ‘Strewth!…’ – an effective oath, this is obviously a corruption of  ‘God’s truth’. I think it deserves to be brought back into regular use – why not slip it into your conversation today. ‘Strewth!… Have you heard what bloody Trump’s saying now!…’

‘Oh, the lobe, right on me girl…’
‘Love me, love me, a plant is on me!’
‘Yeah yeah yeah… oh oh oh oh…’
‘You jelly-a-wha be-be so!…’
‘I thought you stole a duck-duck.’
‘You fun bun, you make a chucky-choo.’
‘You call me dirty Burt Day?’
‘I’ll be a thing, moving up and down Babe.’
‘No doota booty, ah know Tom…’
‘Bendy thing useless, bendy thing, I wonder.’
‘Dancing slow, pull me too.’
‘Sweet petroleum to keep me down.’
‘The cracks are forcing me, I’m a dope for you.’
‘I’m a shop, but I diddle-eye-da-da!…’
‘Paint it all! Angels on my fishes.’
‘Two or three my heart, na na na na…’
‘Coffee coffee, trees are panic!’
‘Daphne in the rain, Daphne in the rain.’
‘Shoo shoo when you cry-e-eye…’
‘Through the darkness I remain portly.’
‘Crazy crazy baby baby!’
‘Choo you, choo you, yes!’
‘Cross me, like a government, whoo whoo!’
‘Itch oranges and a line south, want a fizzy gong nowhere.’
‘A heart meepy sleep, I’m through with a rhythm song.’
‘Smell me afar…’
‘You can’t get a head weep, no no.’
‘This song is plain, oh oh.’

For some sort of explanation of all this you could look at an earlier post of mine. Click.


About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. “Cross me like a government, whoo whoo” Oh yes, never have I heard a truer lyric sung! Double crossing back stabbing idiots…Grrrrrr! they make me so mad I could deep clean my cupboards!

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