Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual pencil sharpener is the one shaped like a minor-seventh chord played on a wet piano.
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‘I’m going too, the flame, oh oh!…’
‘Noy-noy, is the only decent side to you-oo.’
‘Rainy roof, steel steel, come along…’
‘Na-na, yeah yeah, I tickle behind…’
‘Towels around my knee, my knee girl…’
‘I’m free, yeah, spooning on method now.’
‘She’s ice, supposey-bee, get a ruler so….’
‘Refrain was a-comin’, true pistol-time love.’
‘My soul, my danger, shittaloo my love!’
‘Meem meem, Tom to you, someone sum-sum…’
‘Smells, just the same, smells just the same.’
‘Sun balm, you’re wrong, my eye now cardboard Baby.’
‘I got up so giddy…’
‘Aye, aye, mammal friend, oh why-e-eye?’
‘Radish, I’m so blame, now won’t wait!’
‘Ooooh Baby! Tinker my needs!’
‘I swore – rain, pain, leaking gets me!’
‘I’m red, hapless, two sheets, good thing!’
‘Time desperate every day go.’
‘Useless time, oh, shines around my mind…’
‘Uh uh uh uh, yapee yapee, let me looky too!’
‘Peanut eels, a sunny blat, no?’
‘Strain – I can’t think… Your arms are long.’

Should you require some sort of explanation of the above, you could click here.

 

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. ‘Sun balm, you’re wrong, my eye now cardboard Baby’ – Cardboard eye formation, due to frivolous use of sun balm. You have been warned, oh yes. 🙂

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