Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s news is dominated by the election of… Oh, I can’t even bring myself to type it…

‘Like a wandering Jesus…’
‘Idle eye, idle-eye, idle eye!…’
‘He’s a no-dee well?’
‘Decided water and cheap railings Paul.’
‘She was a hairbrush diva!’
‘Yellow boishes, and you’re so nice!’
‘It was reasonably radio.’
‘Götterdämmerung before you?’
‘Just a podge concert only.’
‘Sand in your eye George!…’
‘Sit down there, my head is my head!’
‘My living room begins tonight!’
‘God John went on…’
‘I appreciate like you are…’
‘It was a cup-cup show again.’
‘Just fix the slit in it Barry!’
‘A little bat slapper?’
‘Another sub-day morning…’
‘Me, I’d select danger!’
‘Whup-na pieces?’
‘Mexy slip fine, I lost mine you know.’
‘The far end of a lessness…’
‘I might have pressed a sailor.’
‘A dance bull sport?…’
‘But she still cooks in it though?’
‘A cream girl opera?’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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5 Responses to Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

  1. ‘Me, I’d select danger!’ That wasn’t an American who said that by any chance, was it….??

  2. Uttley says:

    What a delighting miscellany!

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