Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s special guests are the Justin Bieber lookalike triplets – Come on in and take your seats – oh, there are four of you, one of you will have to go off again, I’m afraid our sofa isn’t big enough.
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‘And was the pony dancing? Hello hello?’
‘Take you mother, well fed girl.’
‘Get in cider, get in cider your head…’
‘You are my plum octo-bee!’
‘You are mushious deep in the heart of my wall.’
‘Oh, I want barge pylons, it’s a hard thing baby.’
‘I’m in the queue deep in sinus now.’
‘Oh, the glass pipe turning, she falls asleep…’
‘I’m gonna pounce, hop to the drum beat!’
‘I’m bound to lever, perfume the icy bread.’
‘Don’t ask me why girl, dipty-hopty.’
‘I meander, I wonder, I go scarabs…’
‘Gold at your feet Brian, oh, a live sea-boat…’
‘Getting hard, going round, no-no-no…’
‘My lovin’ danger-boy, oh nicey!’
‘Bend my many things, my crazy things girl!’
‘It’s terse raining, you lover, you lover…’
‘Der-der der, do-do dooo…’
‘Feelin’ so in a locked room, long long ladle…’
‘I’m Tim, swarm, punch your arm!’
‘A folding love, so solid now, drowsy loud…’
‘Baby night left me in my drying…’
‘Miser cuddle you, you never wash me…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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6 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. ‘You are my plum octo-bee!’….and ‘Miser cuddle you, you never wash me…’ had me laughing out loud! 😀

  2. ktz2 says:

    One can even mix-and-match for more fun. . ‘Bend my many things, a folding love’. . hahaha

  3. ktz2 says:

    Yesterday in my site’s stats, search terms used, one was ‘flightning sheet music’.
    I like that new word- flightning!

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