Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s eel is the studious one wearing horn-rimmed glasses and a Fair Aisle jumper…
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‘A Midas pile, oh oh oh Raymond…’
‘Ants tap, ants tap on your heart baby…’
‘Time was wanna be, you can be too be.’
‘Ton up, ton up, waddy-way you sucker!’
‘A tar file, does anybody touch you better?’
‘Oody bugger oh, oody bugger oh, oody bugger oh.’
‘Bordering on tweety now girl.’
‘A ship on poor sand – see, yes-no memory style!’
‘Lemons are sterical so.’
‘Rowley old time, dream on Jane!’
‘You wanna do my spine, oh yeah, oh yeah!’
‘Simple, a tune on fire! Say say say!…’
‘Look little kitty, I can troll free all…’
‘A trouble bar and a cold cactus?’
‘I’m singing if I had dancing girl.’
‘Hold me, hold me, chips are easy now!’
‘I see it comin’, I fish, I fish, see cheery paws…’
‘In water I let go your hair, dandy-mo, dandy-mo.’
‘Ah, happy stairs make me plead…’
‘Igloo, that’s right! Pie-e-eye sky…’
‘Gonna get you new blue – in your head, in your head.’
‘Time now falls ahead, ah time, it falls…’

If you would like some sort of explanation of the above, you could look at an earlier post of mine which may, or may not, clear things up. Click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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4 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. ktz2 says:

    Every one of these is hilarious. . .but then again, I’m easily amused. . haha

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